Why Sparky Shouldn’t Be Stoned: The Lowdown on Dogs and THC

Picture this: You’re lounging on the couch, munching on a THC-infused gummy, when Sparky, your lovable furry shadow, snatches the last piece right out of your hand. “It’s just a small bite,” you think, shrugging. But here’s the thing—what might mellow you out can send your dog on a rollercoaster they didn’t ask to board.

Let’s clear something up right away: dogs are not tiny humans. Their bodies process THC differently, and even a small amount can have some pretty alarming effects. THC binds to cannabinoid receptors in their nervous system and brain, leading to symptoms like lethargy, vomiting, incontinence, and, in extreme cases, seizures. Basically, your pup could go from chasing their tail to looking like they just stumbled out of Woodstock, and not in a cute way.

It’s easy to assume that one little nibble won’t hurt, but here’s where we humans have to be the grown-ups. Dogs are hypersensitive to THC, and their small size magnifies the impact. That leftover brownie or rogue gummy could leave your fur baby disoriented, anxious, and unable to walk straight. (Think Bambi on ice, but a lot less adorable.) Even if they seem fine after their accidental indulgence, the effects can linger, and in severe cases, it’s a straight trip to the vet.

Accidents happen, and we’re not here to shame anyone. Life is messy, and dogs are natural-born snack bandits. But as pet parents, it’s our job to educate ourselves and keep potentially harmful things—like THC—out of reach. If your dog ever does get into your stash, call your vet immediately. Don’t panic (you freaking out won’t help Sparky), but don’t assume it’ll just “wear off” either. Professional advice is non-negotiable in these situations.

At Doolce + Diego, we’re all about celebrating the goofy, unconditional love that dogs bring into our lives. So let’s keep Sparky safe, happy, and far away from anything with THC. Save the treats for the humans and stick to pet-friendly wellness options designed with your dog’s health in mind. Because trust us—your dog deserves better than a bad trip.

Picture this: You’re lounging on the couch, munching on a THC-infused gummy, when Sparky, your lovable furry shadow, snatches the last piece right out of your hand. “It’s just a small bite,” you think, shrugging. But here’s the thing—what might mellow you out can send your dog on a rollercoaster they didn’t ask to board.

Let’s clear something up right away: dogs are not tiny humans. Their bodies process THC differently, and even a small amount can have some pretty alarming effects. THC binds to cannabinoid receptors in their nervous system and brain, leading to symptoms like lethargy, vomiting, incontinence, and, in extreme cases, seizures. Basically, your pup could go from chasing their tail to looking like they just stumbled out of Woodstock, and not in a cute way.

It’s easy to assume that one little nibble won’t hurt, but here’s where we humans have to be the grown-ups. Dogs are hypersensitive to THC, and their small size magnifies the impact. That leftover brownie or rogue gummy could leave your fur baby disoriented, anxious, and unable to walk straight. (Think Bambi on ice, but a lot less adorable.) Even if they seem fine after their accidental indulgence, the effects can linger, and in severe cases, it’s a straight trip to the vet.

Accidents happen, and we’re not here to shame anyone. Life is messy, and dogs are natural-born snack bandits. But as pet parents, it’s our job to educate ourselves and keep potentially harmful things—like THC—out of reach. If your dog ever does get into your stash, call your vet immediately. Don’t panic (you freaking out won’t help Sparky), but don’t assume it’ll just “wear off” either. Professional advice is non-negotiable in these situations.

At Doolce + Diego, we’re all about celebrating the goofy, unconditional love that dogs bring into our lives. So let’s keep Sparky safe, happy, and far away from anything with THC. Save the treats for the humans and stick to pet-friendly wellness options designed with your dog’s health in mind. Because trust us—your dog deserves better than a bad trip.